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Why yes, clickbaity shite site I landed on by coincidence. Of course I want you to carpet bomb my notifications area with further, clickbaity, artificially over-paginated, drivel at any time during the day. Has anyone…ever…clicked yes on one of those? And why?

The 280

To me the appeal of Twitter was always the brevity. Conveying a thought in 140 characters is hard, and an art in itself. Even threaded tweets still had to make sense individually. As I’ve now demonstrated, any idiot can stumble his way to a point in 280 chars, with 3